You’ve taken on a nighttime security job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Your job literally involves you sitting in a room checking security cameras from 12am to 6am. Sounds easy, right?
And it is! As long as the electricity lasts long enough for you stop Freddy and his animatronic friends from stuffing your body inside a metal-filled animal suit.
Normally I try and keep my posts at around the 300 word mark, so they’re long enough for some detail, but short enough not to be too taxing. When it comes to Five Nights at Freddy’s, though, I really only have one word:
Nono no no, no no, nono nono, no. NO. A thousand times NOOOO!
Five Nights at Freddy’s is terrifying. So terrifying that I’m just going to point out that you can buy it for $5, and then leave this video here for your viewing pleasure/horror: